The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms around this time of the year in Nigeria. You can see it everywhere you go; At street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To avoid confusion I am talking about the small roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to reddish-brown colouration botanically referred to as Chrysophyllum albidum.
Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the major consumers
of this fruit.
Generally we have two major types of udara: the sweet and
the sour variety.
You can conduct this test by buying the Udara fruit for her
& sitting back to watch how she consumes it or by just random observation
whenever you see her eating the fruit. It is preferable that you give her the
fruit yourself so as to have control over the test process. Sit back open your
eyes and observe carefully. You can always tell the character traits of an
individual by his/her eating mannerism.
Give her the sweet udara variety.
Her first action will be to remove the tiny stalk that serves
as the fruit cap/seal. She will then squeeze the body of the fruit releasing
the juice and fleshy fruit pulp into her mouth.
If she licks her lips
& remarks on how sweet the fruit tastes, it shows that she is a good
natured lady and will pay compliments as at and when due. This means she will
live peaceably with you, your friends and relations.
How does she utilize the seed? You know Udara seeds are
enveloped in a thin muscous membrane that is meant to be removed by the combined
action of the teeth & the tongue. If
she swallows all the seeds alongside with the membrane, bro you need to watch
it! This means she will swallow all your money if you marry her!
This is the type of woman that does not know when to stop. If you take her with you for a little shopping
she will buy up everything in the mall burning a hole in your pocket leaving
you stranded in the shopping mall.
The edible fruit pulp of the Udara sweet variety is
delicious and can be chewed and swallowed with ease.
Watch her hands, if she turns
the fruit inside out and uses her teeth to scrape off all the fruit pulp sticking
to the peel, bro run away from her! She will be a compulsive consumer in your
marriage!
If she passes the sweet variety test my brother you can
heave a sigh of relief but before you bring out the ring to pop the question,
just chill a bit and conduct the sour variety test because it is not yet Uhuru.
This should be done few hours after the first test or on a
different day.
Give her the sour tasting variety. The type that makes you
feel like you’ve received a slap on your cheeks immediately the juice touches
your tongue. Watch her as she eats it.
If she exhibits the typical knee jerk reaction by squeezing her
face, exclaiming and throwing away the fruit the moment the juice touches her
tongue it means either of two things:
- She is a frank & outspoken woman. This could be a
cause for concern for you later if you go ahead to marry her. Never let her catch
you with any woman in a compromising situation because if she does so, you will
experience the truth in the saying “hell hath no fury than a woman scorned”.
- It could also mean that she does not have the spirit of perseverance.
She will lose hope in the marriage at the first sign of hardship. She won’t be a
loyal wife, the kind of woman that will run away from the home when you are
broke.
However if she does not throw away the fruit but keeps on munching
on it slowly in spite of the sour taste, clap for yourself because you have found yourself a keeper! A woman
who will not flinch when you experience hard times. She will endure the
difficult times with you.
As she keeps on eating watch her facial features. If she chews
the fleshy pulp to the point where it undergoes transformation and becomes a
chewing gum, Bro please put the ring on her finger!! This shows that she will
be a creative wife, she will stick with you and work things out together with
you transforming the sour times into pleasant outcomes.
That will be all for. I know you will now look at the udara
fruit in a different light. Next time we will see “how to find if he is a
husband material using another unconventional method.
Disclaimer: This piece has not been scientifically, spiritually,
biologically or socially proven to be 100% right. It was written under the
influence of a sweet udara fruit plucked from the tree at Eka udo’s backyard. Put it to use
at your own risk :D
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